i know right
ayyy friendos add me on snapchat: verityjohnson
snapchat sext: girl imma show you how to do it and take it real slow
chilled with lovely friends at park then rory the god was nice enough to +1 me for boiler room so i had like 5 drinks in the space of half an hour and had a sneaky yak in the bathroom and hogged the front of the dance floor most of the night so now you can all watch my white girl wasted self dance on youtube for eternity and this guy was being hella rude coz i kept going on my phone oops and also apparently people online too but like ayyyyyyy its my birthday i will do what i want and i had a good time i do not give a fuck so yeah best birthday yet tbh
will qt boy x1000 wish me a happy birthday??
has my dad put the money into my bank account yet????
i hope my friends actually show up or talk to me!!!
why the fuck are we out of spinach??????
wow this means im 19 now lol?!!?!?
its my birthday and i was planning on visiting the giant goon bag but emma got called into work so i think imma just die in bed until i get drunk at the park this afternoon lol